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Ok, So you want to get your hand on some stuff. You're on the right page then.

Creepy Tales

The Creepy Tales trilogy is now available printed on real paper.

Details on how to get hold of a copy will be here soon but in the meantime just contact me at cuckooswearblack at and I can send you details. If I say so myself, its awesome stuff ... well someone has to say it.

When Cuckoos Wear Black

Betrayal and revenge claw at a young man's sanity as he struggles to make sense of the past.

Richard and Julie are a young, ordinary couple living a reasonably comfortable life in the suburbs. Richard’s mother recently passed away and he and Julie now have the distressing task of sorting out her belongings. As they work through boxes and boxes of old photographs and cuttings, Richard starts to realise that his life is not as straightforward or mundane as he might have thought. Secrets and lies from the past begin to unwind and one thing becomes clear – Richard's life is never going to be the same again. Everything is about to change.

Richard and Julie's story is available on demand at Lulu.  96 pages all wrapped up in its shiny black cover.

The obligatory T-shirts and stuff

Other goodies can be purchased from the Cuckoos Wear Black  Zazzle shops.   Pick from the list below.  If I sell enough, I might be able to buy another bottle of ink. ;) So many shops: I'm practically a multinational.